Mini-Version of Good Lines from Good Movies and Sitcoms

Batman Returns-"Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering. Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me."

Austin Powers 2-"Why make trillions when we could make........billions?"

Dukes of Hazzard-"Oh that's mean of ya, meaner than a sack full of snakes."

The Waterboy-"Not only will I do that for you coach, Iam..Ima...Ima..Ima....Iam...yes, I'll do that for you coach."

The Simpsons-Moe: "Hey Barney you remember when I said I was going to have to send away to NASA to calculate your bar tab?"
Barney: "Oh yea, we all had a good laugh."
Moe: "The results came back today. You owe me $70 Million."

Wizard of Oz-"Toto?, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

South Park-Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go to the councelor's office?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What I meant was (clears throught and pulls out megaphone) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?

Happy Gilmore-Happy: Is it always like this with the TV cameras and the people and stuff?
Potter: Yeah, lot of pressure. You gotta rise above it. You gotta harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Harness energy, block bad. Feel the flow, Happy. Feel it. It's circular. It's like a carousel. You pay the quarter, you get on the horse. It goes up and down and around. Circular. Circle. With the music. The flow...all good things.
Happy: Yeah, alright! Well great..nice to meet ya, man. Psycho.